Saturday, May 05, 2007

Parasite Hilton off to the clink

I'm not one to laugh at other people's bad news, but I have to confess, this latest news did kind of make the world feel like a better place, if only for a moment. Finally a judge out there that's done his job and hasn't been sucked in by all the celebrity bullshit that has seen so many of these people, and they are just people at the end of the day, get off for crimes and misdemeanours that would have landed anyone else's asses in jail.

Yep, Ms Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center (Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women) for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case by driving with a suspended license.

Apparently, this is what she can expect in the clink:

Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates _ O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson _ Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.

Her cell will be Spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide. She'll comb her blonde locks in a mirror made of polished metal.

Breakfast is served between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m., hours when Hilton sometimes gets in after a night of partying.

Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed. Continue reading

OK, so maybe jail is a bit harsh, but still you have to admit it's kind of funny imagining how she's going to cope. Sadly I have a feeling the whole thing will be a lot easier on her than any normal person would have to go through, and I doubt it's going to make any life-changing impressions on her character. And do I predict a camera crew getting involved there too?

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