Sunday, October 01, 2006

WonderCum

In the interests of bringing you only the very best in spam reportage, I got sent this gem by one Betty Fedora (email: shaunaloisia@ctmelies.com) today:
Troubles with wife?
Make a miracles in bed!
http://ebvasch.com/wc/
because the Moon
wouldn't use the vidphone either. Come
Make a miracles in bed indeed. I don't know what it is about spammers, but not only do their their email addresses never, ever, match the name that comes up in the 'from' field, but their spelling and grammar always leaves much to be desired. That's if any of it makes any sense to begin with.

If you follow the link on this one, it takes you to the 'WonderCum - advanced penile medication' site. Yes siree, increase your sperm volume by 500%! Have longer orgasms! Get rock hard erections! And wait for it: Sweeter tasting sperm! Yes, because I don't know about you, but sweeter tasting sperm is always a big selling point for me.

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