Friday, October 27, 2006

Nicole Richie checks in for treatment

According to TMZ, Nicole Ritchie has checked herself into a private facility for 'an undisclosed treatment.'

On E news, her reps issued a statement which said,
"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition..."
TMZ reckons she will 'undergo diagnostic treatments to determine why she can't gain weight.'

Hang on, stop the boat, I can save Nicole and her reps a whole lot of money on this one. Strangely enough, it just so happens that after many years of research and tests on myself, I've found the answer to this enourmously tricky and complex question: Eat a whole lot more, exercise a whole lot less (no exercise - even better), and watch a lot of TV while eating crap. Very soon those pounds will just be piling on. Promise.

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